Mi primer programa en C y Shell ;)

Hace un tiempo vi la necesidad de este programa, desde que recuerdo… en fin, hace tiempo lo vengo planeando. Como hace tiempo lo venia planeando llego el momento de compartirlos con todo el mundo, muchos lo conoceran, pero quiero que todos lo use….

Aqui el codigo:

#include [music.h]
#include [beer.h]
#include [girls.h]
main(){ run(partytime);}

Vieron, con estas 4 lineas de codigo pueden ser muy interesantes 😉
En la seccion SH:

cd /local/pub && more beer > /dev/mouth

# unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;

% cat “food in cans”
cat: cannot open food in cans


% nice man woman
There is not an entry for woman.


% who is my match?
who: No match.


% ar t God
ar: Error: God does not exist


% ar r God
ar: Warning: creating God


% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.


% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.


% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.


% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.


% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.


make friends with target
make: *** No rule to make target `friends’. Stop.


% got a light?
got: No match.


% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.


% %blow
%blow: No such job.


% test my argument
test: argument expected


$ lost
lost: not found


$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!


$ drink